Every Day You Miss Playing

Like Most Professional Golfers, I Have A Tendency To Remember My Poor Shots A Shade More Vividly Than The Good Ones.

I Dreamed One Night That I Had 17 Holes-in-one And One Two, And When I Woke Up I Was So Goddam Mad.

I Never Played A Round When I Didn't Learn Something New About The Game.

If We Could Have Just Screwed Another Head On His Shoulders, He Would Have Been The Greatest Golfer Who Ever Lived.

Why That Would Be Like Challenging Bing Crosby To A Singing Contest,wouldn't It