All Other Things Being Equal,

I See No Reason That A Golf Course Cannot Be Played In 18 Birdies. Just Because No One Has Ever Done That Doesn't Mean It Can't Be Done.

Hit The Ball Up To The Hole... You Meet A Better Class Of People Up There.

This Is A Game Of Misses. The Guy Who Misses The Best Is Going To Win.

I Could Not Wait For The Sun To Come Up The Next Morning So That I Could Get Out On The Course Again.

I Play Golf With Friends Sometimes, But There Are Never Friendly Games.