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I'm Fascinated With Myself And Love Hearing The Sound Of My Own Voice. I'd Like To Hear What I Have To Say. A Lot Of People Don't Like Being Alone Because They Truly Don't Like Themselves, But I Love Me.

You Need To Eat, But You Don't Really Need To Eat Filet Mignon Every Night Or Buy Bottles Of Champagne At A Thousand A Pop.

It's Too Easy To Do A Patriotic-themed Show To Crawl Into People's Hearts And Minds.

Rock Stars Are Idiots. You Know That! Remember This Moron Never Went To Music School, Never Learned Music Theory And Can't Read Or Write Music. So Why Not Be Suspicious Of Everything This Idiot Says?

It's Better To Be An Octopus Than A Fish. If An Octopus Loses A Tentacle To A Predator, The Octopus Will Survive With Seven Tentacles Left For Itself.