First, When I Was 12,

Recognize A Rock 'n' Roller For What He Is, Which Is A Damned Lucky Guy Not To Have To Work For A Living.

There Is Not A Single Person Alive Who Could Keep A Straight Face And Say "oh Yeah It's Healthy, The Reason I Use Drugs And Alcohol And Booze Is Because It's Healthy!"

I Think It's Pathetic That Women And Men Treat Each Other Worse Than We Treat Our Pets. It's Love Or Hate.

When I Meet A Woman, I Don't Think, 'gee, I Wonder If She's Read The Latest Thesis By Stephen Hawking? I Think, 'great Tits.'

To Be In A Band On The Road Is To Have Anything And Everything You Want Just By Picking Up The Phone.