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There Is No Strong Beer, Just Weak Men

If Something Goes Wrong At The Plant, Blame The Guy Who Can't Speak English.

All Normal People Love Meat. If I Went To A Barbeque And There Was No Meat, I Would Say 'yo Goober! Where's The Meat?'. I'm Trying To Impress People Here Lisa. You Don't Win Friends With Salad.

It's Hard To Find A Play That's Right For Me To Do. Rather Than Waiting Around For The Right Script To Come Along, I Decided To Write One Myself.

Oh, Everything's Too Damned Expensive These Days. This Bible Cost 15 Bucks! And Talk About A Preachy Book! Everybody's A Sinner! Except This Guy.