There Is No Strong Beer,

Although I Don't Get The Parts In Films Or Other Television Shows That Would Be Befitting Of A Huge, International Star, I Don't Have To Worry About Walking Around On The Street Or Eating At A Restaurant. Occasionally, You Do Get Recognized A Little Bit. And That's Fine. Most People Are Pretty Cool About It. That's The Thing - It's Such A Low-key Thing That I Can Still Enjoy It And Not Worry About It.

Sometimes The Only Way You Can Feel Good About Yourself Is By Making Someone Else Look Bad. And I'm Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves.

All Normal People Love Meat. If I Went To A Barbeque And There Was No Meat, I Would Say 'yo Goober! Where's The Meat?'. I'm Trying To Impress People Here Lisa. You Don't Win Friends With Salad.

I've Made A Kind Of Pact With Myself Where I Said, It Doesn't Matter What It Is As Long As I'm Acting.

Getting Out Of Jury Duty Is Easy. The Trick Is To Say You're Prejudiced Against All Races.