I've Calmed Down Already. I

When You're Tan, You Feel Better About Yourself

Ten Years From Now, I Would Like To See Myself Successful As A Brand, Like Jessica Simpson, With Babies Running Around And A Beautiful Husband And My Own Reality Show

I Learned That Buying Expensive Furniture With Toddlers Around Is Pointless.

People Go Tanning Because They Like To Feel Tan. You Feel More Sexy When You're Tan And I Don't Understand Why You Would Tax On That, Because You're Making Yourself Feel More Happy About Yourself.

We All Stick Up For Ourselves And I Think That's Why We Stand Out, Because We Really Don't Care What Other People Think.