As I Graduated High School,

I Learned That Buying Expensive Furniture With Toddlers Around Is Pointless.

We All Stick Up For Ourselves And I Think That's Why We Stand Out, Because We Really Don't Care What Other People Think.

I'm Not Good With Time. Like, If I Ask You The Time And You Say A Quarter To 2, I Wouldn't Know. Why Can't You Just Say 2:30?

I Don't Go Tanning Anymore Because Obama Put A 10 Percent Tax On Tanning. Mccain Would Never Put A 10 Percent Tax On Tanning. Because He's Pale And Would Probably Want To Be Tan.

I'm Trying To Build An Empire, Because After This, I Cannot Get A Normal Job