I've Always Wanted To Kick

Why Didn't Evolution Make A Giraffe Good At Carpentry So It Could Build A Ladder?

If You Can't Do It, Don't Do It.

The Only Reason You Don't Go On Holiday, Is 'cause You Have To Spend Money.

I've Never Understood The 'things To Do Before You Die' Idea. If I Was Ill, I'd Be In No Mood To Have A Swim With A Dolphin.

A Slug Is Always On Its Own. It's A Lonely Insect.