I've Always Wanted To Kick

I Find That If You Just Talk, Your Mouth Comes Up With Stuff.

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?

I Don’t Understand Why People Take Pictures Of Mimes. Everyone Looks Like A Mime In A Picture.

They've Found This Spider, In The Jungle. Three Foot Long, It Eats Chicken. Bit Weird, Innit. People Moan Saying That You Shouldn't Lock Animals Up And All The Rest Of It, But To Be Honest I Wish It Was Locked Up. The Idea That It's Roaming In A Jungle... Get It Locked Up.

Could The World Fall?