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Pigeons: They've Got Wings, But They Walk A Lot.

Fishing: I Don't Really Like It. I Don't Really Like The Expression On The Fish's Face.

I Don't Watch Much Telly, The Telly Hardly Goes On, But The Things I Do Watch Are Sort Of Nature Programs, And Something About The Oceans And The Amount Of Weird Fish That's In There.

That's The Problem With Them Fables, They're Putting Animals Together That Wouldn't Meet. I Don't Know Where A Scorpion Is Knockin' Around With A Frog.

A Slug Is Always On Its Own. It's A Lonely Insect.