I've Always Felt Like The

My Mom Has Always Wished Me A Daughter Just Like Me.

I Change My Mind So Much I Need Two Boyfriends And A Girlfriend.

My Definition Of Freedom Is Knowing Who You Are, And Then Being It. No Matter What Anyone Else Is Doing. And Naked Parties Of Course.

For The First Few Years We Paid All The Bills First And Divided What Was Left As Salary. Sometimes That Was $50 A Week.

I Know I Should Stop Smoking, But It Scares Me. I Mean, What Would I Turn To Next?