My Definition Of Freedom Is

My Life Was Once Whiskey, Tears And Cigarettes... Now It's Snot, Tears And A Color Of Poop. Bliss. I Do Miss The Whiskey, Though.

The Last Time I Checked, The Only Difference Between My Gay Friends And I Is Who We Choose To Love. I'm Not Sure How That Warrants A Loss Of Rights, But It Needs To Stop. What Ever Happened To Liberty And Justice For All?

I Change My Mind So Much I Need Two Boyfriends And A Girlfriend.

I Was A Very Defensive Kid 'cause I Was Really Sensitive Underneath And Didn't Want People To Know. So I Came Off As Very Tough And Very Angry.

I'm Used To Going Into The Studio And Smoking And Drinking Until Three In The Morning. But I Can't Drink As Much Because I'm Breastfeeding. See This Glass Of Wine? Before, I'd Have, Like, Four Of Them. Now, One Is Good. Oh, And I Quit Smoking. . . I've Exorcised A Lot Of My Demons, But I'm Still Working On Myself. I Think I'll Be A Work In Progress For The Rest Of My Life.