It's Not A Crime To

Everything Changed In Bosnia, When General Wesley Clark Proved That You Could Fight A War With High- Level Precision Air Strikes And A Bare Minimum Of Ground Action.

They'll Give You An Oscar If They Think You're About To Drop Dead. The Problem With The Oscars Is, The Average Age Of The Academy Is 84. They Wheel Those People In From Palm Springs And Hook Up Their Ivs And They Vote. The People That Go To Movies Are Under The Age Of 28, For The Most Part, So There's This Total Disconnect Between What The Academy Thinks Is A Great Movie And What The Audience Actually Wants To See.

It's Not A Crime To Get Drunk.

I Made The Mistake Of Watching "a.i." On Cable The Week They Showed It About 792 Times, And I Ended Up Watching It Every Time It Was On.

I Am A Male Chauvinist. Who's Been Saying Otherwise?