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If You Hate What You're Seeing, You Call It Sex And Violence. If You Like It, You Call It "romance And Adventure."

You're Not A Real Texan Till You've Been Kicked Out Of Every Decent State In America.

The Italians Always Made Good Wine, But You Had The Impression They Were Friendly Guys In Straw Hats Running Family Vineyards With Slaves Or Something So That The Vino Was Never More Than Ten Bucks A Bottle.

In Some European Theaters, It's Still Not Uncommon To Have A Late Start And Three Long Intermissions, Because People Actually Eat And Drink And Converse During The Intermissions.

A Universal Draft Is Most Often The Instrument Of Third World Dictators.