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Faith Is Like A Kernel Of Wheat.

A Universal Draft Is Most Often The Instrument Of Third World Dictators.

You're Not A Real Texan Till You've Been Kicked Out Of Every Decent State In America.

Apparently We Love Our Own Cell Phones But We Hate Everyone Else's.

If You Hate What You're Seeing, You Call It Sex And Violence. If You Like It, You Call It "romance And Adventure."