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The Fifties Were When People Started Coming Down On "juvenile Delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody That Was Young, Wore A Motorcycle Jacket, And Didn't Act Polite Around Older People.

I Am A Male Chauvinist. Who's Been Saying Otherwise?

I Love Martin Scorsese, But There's Another Indication Of What The Oscars Are All About. They've Ignored Martin Scorsese For Going On 35 Years Now, And I Wouldn't Be Surprised If They Passed Him Over Again. He'll Get One Of The Oscars They Give You At The End Of Your Life Because They Feel Guilty For Never Giving You An Oscar.

As I've Said Many Times, The Single Most Oppressed Class In America Right Now Is The Teenager.

Apparently We Love Our Own Cell Phones But We Hate Everyone Else's.