It's Been My Dream To

A Lot Of The Things I Say I'm Just Trying To Be Funny... I Don't Really Mean Everything I Say, Because I'm Not Totally That Airhead.

I'd Rather Sit In Bed And Watch Tv. All Of My Ex-boyfriends, Of Course, Not Paris, Would Be Like, 'what's The Problem? You're So Not Sexual.'

If Someone Ever Asks You To Do Something For Them, Do It Really Bad So You Never Have To Do It Again.

It's Traditional For An Heiress To Be Raised In A Sheltered Way. No One Thinks That's True Of Me, But It Actually Was.

When I Have A Daughter I Have A Lot Of Good Advice For Her.