When Paris Has To Pee,

When You're In The Public Eye, It's Wrong To Cheat On Someone, Unless You're Very Careful. If You're Normal And No One's Going To Know, Then Do It.

I Like My Mug Shot. I Think I Have A Really Great Mug Shot. It Looks Like A Magazine Shoot.

Some People Change When They Think They're A Star Or Something.

You Know Your The Best When People You Don't Know Hate You.

All It Takes Is One Drink To Mess With The Way You Drive - It Clouds Your Judgment And Slows Your Reflexes. Don't Take Any Chances. It Just Isn't Worth It.