It's A Completely Useless Emotion

I Feel Bad For Young People. The 20s Are A Nightmare Also. The 20s Are Hard To Do.

I Do Like Talk Shows. I'm Interested In Talking To People.

Statistically, Skinny Women Die Younger Than Fat Women. Why? Because Fat Women Are Killing Them.

I'm Italian, But Some People Think I'm Jewish Because I Work The Yiddish. I Also Work The Italian, By The Way.

I Think That Comedy Is A Good Defense For A Child. Because You Know Childhood Is A Nightmare As It Is. And So Why Not Use Comedy And Being Funny As A Defense To Get Through Your Life As Opposed To Drugs, Alcohol And Good Looks? Because Those Things Are Dangerous When Your Young.