Statistically, Skinny Women Die Younger

I Feel Bad For Young People. The 20s Are A Nightmare Also. The 20s Are Hard To Do.

What Daughter Thinks Of Her Parents In Flagrante Delicto? Yet, My Mother, Even After Years With Him, Dropped Hints Such As, 'you Know, Your Father Enjoys His Matinees.' I Never Even Saw Them Go To The Movies Together. What Could She Mean? All Those Afternoons, I Thought She Was Upstairs Listening To La Traviata, And Those High Notes Apparently Were Not Coming From The Radio.

Never Eat At A Chinese Restaurant Named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

I Keep My Stand-up Comedy Notes In A Pile On My Desk. I Don't Organize My Act. I Keep Myself In A State Of Confusion. It Stresses Me Out, But I Prefer Creative Chaos.

A Better Thing To Grow Up With Is To Be Funny I Think, And If I Had, If I Had My Choice I Would Still Pick That.