I Do Like Talk Shows.

I Do Like Talk Shows. I'm Interested In Talking To People.

Those Flowers Were Picked By Illegal Immigrants. And They're Not Voting For You, B*tch.

I Mean, I'd Like To See (mitt Romney's) House Burn, One Of His Millions Of Houses Burning Down. It Would Be Kind Of Cool - The Mormon Fire Patrol.

I Keep My Stand-up Comedy Notes In A Pile On My Desk. I Don't Organize My Act. I Keep Myself In A State Of Confusion. It Stresses Me Out, But I Prefer Creative Chaos.

A Better Thing To Grow Up With Is To Be Funny I Think, And If I Had, If I Had My Choice I Would Still Pick That.