Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
It Was Darker Than A Pitch-black Panther, Covered In Tar, Eating Black Licorice At The Very Bottom Of The Deepest Part Of The Black Sea.
-Daniel Handler
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
It Was Darker Than A
Daniel Handler
It Was Darker Than A Pitch-black Panther, Covered In Tar, Eating Black Licorice At The Very Bottom Of The Deepest Part Of The Black Sea.
Views: 38
Topic
Sea
Black
Panthers
More From Daniel Handler
For Every Teenager I Know, Having A Phone Is A Mixed Blessing, Because Your Parents Can Press A Button And Figure Out Where You Are.
Teenager
Blessing
Phones
It Is Always Tedious When Someone Tells You That If You Don't Stop Crying, They Will Give You Something To Cry About, Because If You Are Crying Then You Already Have Something To Cry About, And So There Is No Reason For Them To Give You Anything Additional To Cry About, Thank You Very Much.
Giving
Cry
Reason
...the Moron Who Thought Love Was Forever.
Forever
Moron
The Table Of Elements Does Not Contain One Of The Most Powerful Elements That Make Up Our World, And That Is The Element Of Surprise.
Powerful
Our World
Doe
So You’re Reluctant, I Said To Myself. Many, Many People Are Reluctant. It’s Like Having Feet. It’s Nothing To Brag About.
Feet
People
Said
Trending Author
Carmen Electra
Joan Jett
Christopher Parker
Giulio Andreotti
Rodney Dangerfield
Roger Ebert
Category
Information