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To Get Strangers To Hate You Even Faster, Crank Up The Volume On That Very Interesting Ringtone Of Yours.

Wind Chimes Are Also Earthquake Chimes.

There Are Two Kinds Of Jackets - Reversible, And Reversible But It's Hard To Zipper Up And It Looks Really Stupid.

I Saw A Transvestite Wearing A T-shirt That Said 'guess'.

Batteries Are The Most Dramatic Object. Other Things Stop Working Or They Break, But Batteries... They Die.