It Seems The Baseball Player

Billy Loes Was The Only Player In The Majors Who Could Lose A Ground Ball In The Sun

There Is No Defense Against The Base On Balls.

Nolan Ryan Is Pitching Much Better Now That He Has His Curve Ball Straightened Out.

Not Only Was I Not The Best Catcher In The Major Leagues, I Wasn't Even The Best Catcher On My Street!

Baseball Is A Game Of Race, Creed, And Color. The Race Is To First Base. The Creed Is The Rules Of The Game. The Color? Well, The Home Team Wears White Uniforms, And The Visiting Team Wears Gray.