One Thing You Learned As

I Guess You Don't Really Own A Dog, You Rent Them, And You Have To Be Thankful That You Had A Long Lease.

The Chicago Cubs Are Like Rush Street-a Lot Of Singles, But No Action.

Not Only Was I Not The Best Catcher In The Major Leagues, I Wasn't Even The Best Catcher On My Street!

He's One Of Those Christmas Eve Guys. There Are People Like That... Every Day In Their Lives Is Christmas Eve.

My First Baseman Is George "catfish" Metkovich From Our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates Team, Which Lost 112 Games. After A Terrible Series Against The New York Giants, In Which Our Center Fielder Made Three Throwing Errors And Let Two Balls Get Through His Legs, Manager Billy Meyer Pleaded, "can Somebody Think Of Something To Help Us Win A Game?" "i'd Like To Make A Suggestion," Metkovich Said. "on Any Ball Hit To Center Field, Let's Just Let It Roll To See If It Might Go Foul."