Not Only Was I Not

It's Pitching, Hitting And Defense That Wins. Any Two Can Win. All Three Make You Unbeatable.

He's One Of Those Christmas Eve Guys. There Are People Like That... Every Day In Their Lives Is Christmas Eve.

I Know A Baseball Star Who Wouldn't Report The Theft Of His Wife's Credit Cards Because The Thief Spends Less Than She Does.

There Is No Defense Against The Base On Balls.

Not Only Was I Not The Best Catcher In The Major Leagues, I Wasn't Even The Best Catcher On My Street!