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Now I Got A Time Machine At Home. It Only Goes Foreword At Regular Speed. It's Essentially A Cardboard Box And On The Outside I Wrote Time Machine In Sharpie.

I Like Digital Cameras, Because They Enable You To Reminisce Immediately.

Mosquito Bites Jesus, Receives Communion.

To Remove All Credibility From What You're Saying Try Wearing Sunglasses On Your Forehead.

I Thought I Would, You Know, Go To College, Get To Law School, Finish, And Then Get A Job And Work As A Lawyer, But That Proved To Be Not A Good Fit For Me.