It's Not The Size Of

The Bird, The Bee, The Running Child Are All The Same To The Sliding Glass Door.

Leave No Stone Unturned In Your Quest To Disrupt A Rock Garden.

I Saw A Door That Said Exit Only. So I Entered Through It And Went Up To The Guy Working There And Said "i Have Good News. You Have Severely Underestimated That Door Over There. By Like A Hundred Percent."

When People Show Me Pictures Of Their Kids, It's Okay. But When I Give Them A Picture Of Me, To Show To Their Kids, I'm Weird. What Kind Of One Way Street Is That?

Game, Set, Match Equals Tennis. Set, Match, Run Equals Arson.