Leave No Stone Unturned In

The Problem With My Balloon Collection Is That People Always Think There's A Party. Settle Down. It's Not A Party. It's Just Balloons.

If You Are Trying To Impress A Woman, Leave Any Sort Of Show Farting Out Of The Equation.

I Wonder If, As A Society, We Will Ever Be Able To Call Someone A Jive Tofurkey.

I Have An Erratic Drummer For Anybody Who's Just Listening To This, He Can Keep Time, But Just In Spurts.

Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than Crawling Jacks.