It's Good To Be Here.

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.

At Home We Ate Fish Every Friday, As Catholics Were Then Supposed To Do. Being Jewish, I Compromised. I Wore A Hat When I Ate Fish, Out Of Respect For My Own Religion And The Fish's Family.

Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That Are Out Of Sync With Your Wrinkles.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

Happiness? A Good Cigar, A Good Meal, A Good Cigar And A Good Woman - Or A Bad Woman; It Depends On How Much Happiness You Can Handle.