It's Difficult To Think Anything

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

In The South There's A Difference Between 'naked' And 'nekkid.' 'naked' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On. 'nekkid' Means You Don't Have Any Clothes On And You're Up To Somethin'.

It's Better To Have Died A Small Child Than To Be A Politician Who Gets Caught In A Scandal During A Slow News Month.