I Know Lots Of People

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.

Mama Had An Appreciation Of The Language. She Taught Me A Love Of Words, Of How They Should Be Used And How They Can Fill A Creative Soul With A Passion And Lead To A Life's Work.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

Sex Hasn't Been The Same Since Women Started Enjoying It.