I'd Much Rather Sit Next

Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

The Game Of Life Is A Lot Like Football. You Have To Tackle Your Problems, Block Your Fears, And Score Your Points When You Get The Opportunity.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

I Came From A Big Family. As A Matter Of Fact, I Never Got To Sleep Alone Until I Was Married.