It's An Ill Will That

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.

I Was In A Beauty Contest Once. I Not Only Came In Last, I Was Hit In The Mouth By Miss Congeniality.

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

[when To Have A Facelift:] If You're Tripping Over Your Neck.

I'm From Such An Old Family, It's Been Condemned.