It's All I Have Left

I Would Probably Be A Teacher If I Weren't A Comedian.

It's All I Have Left In My Life, Caffeine And A Poodle.

I Was Very, Very Large As A Kid And Never Athletic, And My Home Life Was A Little Upside Down And I Never Felt Comfortable.

You Take Away All The Other Luxuries In Life, And If You Can Make Someone Smile And Laugh, You Have Given The Most Special Gift: Happiness.

I Think As Any Artist You Always Want To Grow; You Always Want To Get Better.