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I Come From The World Of Improv; I Love Any Show Or Any Vehicle That Gives Me An Opportunity To Be In The Moment.

It's All I Have Left In My Life, Caffeine And A Poodle.

I Would Probably Be A Teacher If I Weren't A Comedian.

I'm The Type Of Guy That Feels Pressure When I Have To Order Dinner. I'm Just That Type Of Guy But That's My Fuel. I Work Well With Pressure.

But I Believe That There Are Marriages Where You Can Have Your Pool Table And She Can Have Her Scrapbooking Room Or Garden Or Whatever It Is. But When Everyone Has What They Want, It's Not Funny. There's No Conflict.