It's Actually Much Harder To

I've Been Watching 'american Idol' Since Its Debut Season In 2002. Back Then, America Hadn't Yet Evolved Into A Gladiatorial Cybernation Of Bloggers, Tweeters, And Self-ordained Voice Coaches.

You Hear The Term "staying Grounded" A Lot When You're Coming Up In The Movie Industry And It's The One Word I Don't Really Understand Because It Implies Being Tethered Almost And I Don't Like That. Why Stay Grounded? You Might As Well Become A Complete Eccentric, Float Off Into The Sky And Burn Yourself On The Sun And Go Crazy.

I Myself Identify As A Recovering Blockhead. You'd Be Surprised How Many Twenty- And Thirty-something Hipster Chicks Have The Nkotb Skeleton In Their Closet, Albeit Artfully Concealed By Stacks Of Ksubi Skinny Jeans And Ironic Judas Priest T-shirts.

Put Your Blog Out Into The World And Hope That Your Talent Will Speak For Itself.

The Things That I Write Are Autobiographical In A Surreal Sense, Like When You Have A Dream And You Go To The Doctor's Office, But Then You Turn Around And It's Actually Your Childhood Home And The Doctor Has Turned Into Ryan Reynolds.