It Is Funnier To Bend

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.

I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen The Way It Rusts Pipes?

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

If It Is A Joint Return, We Are Instructed To Print The Given Names Of Both Husband And Wife. But Since Some Of The Names That Husband And Wife Give Each Other Are Hardly Suited To Print, We Must Proceed Cautiously.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.