It Hardly Seemed Fair, Because,

I've Been Keeping A Diary For Thirty-three Years And Write In It Every Morning. Most Of It's Just Whining, But Every So Often There'll Be Something I Can Use Later: A Joke, A Description, A Quote. It's An Invaluable Aid When It Comes To Winning Arguments. 'that's Not What You Said On February 3, 1996,' I'll Say To Someone.

Sometimes You Read Something And It's Just -- It Doesn't Invite A Reader....sometimes You Read Something And It's Not Saying, 'oh Come In, Come In Have A Seat. I'm Going To Tell You What Happened.' Perhaps My Writing Comes Off As Conversational...and That Takes Effort.

People Are Often Frightened Of Parisians, But An American In Paris Will Find No Harsher Critic Than Another American.

If You Aren't Cute, You May As Well Be Clever.

When They're Born Outside, Crows Come And Pluck Their Eyes Out.