If You Aren't Cute, You

I Rejected The Word Humorist For A Long Time Because I Thought That It Meant You Had, Like, A Cardigan Sweater With Patches On The Elbows, But Now I'm Old And I Do. I Grew Into That Word. I Think At Heart, All This Time, I've Been A Diarist. I'm Not Ashamed Of It.

Weird Doors Open. People Fall Into Things.

I Sometimes Read Books On My Ipad.

I Guess My Guilty Pleasure Would Be Listening To The British Audio Versions Of The 'harry Potter' Books.

Write Relentlessly, Until You Find Your Voice. Then, Use It.