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There's No Greater Way To Gain An Audience's Sympathy Than By Being Unfortunate.

Jeff Ross Has A New Show On Comedy Central Where He Roasts The News. It'll Be Perfect For People Who Find Jon Stewart Too Handsome And Funny.

I've Noticed That Girls Between Like 20 And 30 Seem To Know 'can't Hardly Wait.' I Got The Goth Kids Who Know 'buffy.' I Got This Wide Spectrum Of People Who Range From Like 8 To 13 Who Seem To Know 'scooby-doo.' Then I Get The International People Who Seem To Know 'austin Powers' And 'the Italian Job.

Star Wars' Is Such A Phenomenal Global Supernova That Anything That Gets Said About It Becomes Kind Of Fact And Gospel, And Then Taken By The Legions Of Fans Who Are So Excited To Have More 'star Wars,' That They Roll Off On All Sorts Of Flights Of Fancy.

As People Get Older And Fall Out Of The Spotlight, People's Memory Of Them Changes.