The Chili I Ate Made

As People Get Older And Fall Out Of The Spotlight, People's Memory Of Them Changes.

There's No Greater Way To Gain An Audience's Sympathy Than By Being Unfortunate.

I Think People Always Appreciate Somebody Else's Informed Educated Opinion. To The Degree That Anybody With A Computer Can Offer A Journalistic Point Of View Whether Or Not They Have A Degree, It Sort Of Alters The Validity Of You Have To Place On Anyone's Individual Comment.

Jeff Ross Has A New Show On Comedy Central Where He Roasts The News. It'll Be Perfect For People Who Find Jon Stewart Too Handsome And Funny.

I've Been Very Lucky As Far As The Things That I've Picked, And The Way They've Worked Out. I Try To Pass On Stuff That Looks Like It's Gonna Be A Bad Time.