It Always Seemed To Be

For Me, The Showbiz Memoir Is Uninteresting - You Want To Tell People Something They Don't Know About.

I Feel Sorry For Many Politicians We Expect Them To Be Completely Consistent And Moralised When We're Not.

I Have A Lot Of Nice Italian Winter Clothes That Make Me Look Like A Sophisticated Lebanese Professor, So My Friend Robert And I Go Around Pretending To Be Experts In Arabic Politics. It Doesn't Work In The Summer Though. I Don't Have The Right Clothes.

People Aren't Universally Heroic.

The Optimum Frequency With Which Comedians Should Do A Series Is Every Year. I Do One Every Three Years. My Audience Is Literally Dying Off.