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You Know, In The 1970's, When I Was In High School, I Belonged To A Band Called The Happy Funk Band. Until An Unfortunate Typo Caused Us To Be Expelled From School.

He Had The Kind Of Face Only A Mother Could Love. If That Mother Was Blind In One Eye, And Had That Sort Of Milky Film Over The Other One, Ya..ya Know, Ya Know What I Mean? But Still He Was My Identical Twin.

Hi. There Was A Big Accident, Some People Got Decapitated, Here Are Their Names... You Know What? That Shirt Really Makes You Look Fat. I Mean, The Colour's All Wrong... I Mean, Who Shot The Drapes?

I Believe It Was Shakespeare Who Said, 'all The World's A Stage, And You Are Crap!'

I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts Or Ifs.