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I Hope I'm Beginning A New Cycle Of Energy And Creativity. If So, It'll Really Be My Third Career. The First Was As A Straight Comic In The Sixties. The Second Was As A Counterculture Performer In The Seventies. The Third Will Be...well, That's For Others To Judge.

If God Didn't Want You To Masturbate, He Would Have Given You Short Arms.

When You Look At The Average American You Realize There's Nothing Nature Enjoys More Than A Good Joke.

Cloud Nine Gets All The Publicity, But Cloud Eight Actually Is Cheaper, Less Crowded, And Has A Better View.

No One Who Has Had "taps" Played For Them Has Ever Been Able To Hear It.