If A Turtle Doesn't Have

A Woman Told Me Her Child Was Autistic, And I Thought She Said Artistic. So I Said, 'oh Great. I'd Like To See Some Of The Things He's Done.

Golf Is An Arrogant, Elitist Game That Takes Up Entirely Too Much Space In This Country.

If The Shoe Fits, Buy Another One Just Like It.

She Was Only A Prostitute, But She Had The Nicest Face I Ever Came Across.

Life Is A Zero Sum Game.