Is A Hippopotamus A Hippopotamus

People On The 14th Floor, You Know What Floor You’re Really On.

When I Was A Boy, I Laid In My Twin-sized Bed And Wondered Where My Brother Was.

My Sister Wendy Has A Husband And Two Children, And They Have A Family Photo On Top Of The Vcr, Where They're All Looking Slightly To The Left. As Though Something Is Going On Over There! I Guess Something Happened Over To The Left That Made Everybody Happy! Except My Sister Is Cross-eyed, So She Can't Quite Pull It Off. One Eye Is Right-on.

I Like Cinnamon Rolls, But I Don't Always Have Time To Make A Pan. That's Why I Wish They Would Sell Cinnamon Roll Incense. After All I'd Rather Light A Stick And Have My Roommate Wake Up With False Hopes.

I Bought Myself A Parrot, But It Did Not Say "i'm Hungry", And So It Died.