Instead Of Acting In Court,

My Parents Thought, 'oh, My God! What's Wrong With Him? He's Possessed Or Something.' All Of A Sudden, I Stood Up And Started Saying My Lines. From Then On, That Was It. I Knew There Was Something Special About The Theater For Me, Something Beyond The Regular Reality, Something That I Could Get Into And Transcend And Become Something Other Than Myself.

There Are Two Things Worth Living For, One Is A Good Cigar, The Other Is A Better One.

Instead Of Acting In Court, I Decided To Act Onstage.

I Remember I Was Like Five Or Six Years Old; I Played The Devil. That Was My First Role.

Why Pay $100 On A Therapy Session When You Can Spend $25 On A Cigar? Whatever It Is Will Come Back; So What, Smoke Another One.