Instead Of Acting In Court,

Thank God For The Theater.

I Remember I Was Like Five Or Six Years Old; I Played The Devil. That Was My First Role.

There Are 38,000 People Dying Of Hunger Each Day And Most Are Children. And, Being A Celebrity, I Communicate About It As Much As I Can.

I Even Smoke In Bed. Imagine Smoking A Cigar In Bed, Reading A Book. Next To Your Bed, There's A Cigar Table With A Special Cigar Ashtray, And Your Wife Is Reading A Book On How To Save The Environment.

There Are Two Things Worth Living For, One Is A Good Cigar, The Other Is A Better One.