I Remember I Was Like

Why Pay $100 On A Therapy Session When You Can Spend $25 On A Cigar? Whatever It Is Will Come Back; So What, Smoke Another One.

A Cigar Is As Good As Memories That You Have When You Smoked It.

I Even Smoke In Bed. Imagine Smoking A Cigar In Bed, Reading A Book. Next To Your Bed, There's A Cigar Table With A Special Cigar Ashtray, And Your Wife Is Reading A Book On How To Save The Environment.

There Are 38,000 People Dying Of Hunger Each Day And Most Are Children. And, Being A Celebrity, I Communicate About It As Much As I Can.

I Remember I Was Like Five Or Six Years Old; I Played The Devil. That Was My First Role.