In 1960, When I Came

Well, I'm Kinda Like George Carlin. I Think That There Ought To Be A Time Where Everybody Should Have All The Drugs They Want And There'd Be Nobody In Charge, Sort Of Like... Now!

It Makes My Wife Mad, You Know, She Wants Me To Stay Home All The Time. But Its What I've Done All My Life And I Think When I Quit Doing It I'll Probably Go Away Pretty Quick.

Evolution Is A Laughing Matter For Anybody That's Got A Rational Mind.

I Can't Really Say Why Everyone Loves Bob Wills' Music, But I Have Yet To Meet A Person Who Didn't Like It.

There's Just A Few People That Call Themselves Stars Can Actually Sit Down With A Guitar And Sing You A Song.