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Guitar Playing Is Very Important To Me. It's Like Golf To Some Other People; It's Important To Me That I Play Good.

It's Easier To Force Feed People Than It Is To Give 'em What They Want. It Makes More Money.

I'm Just Writin' About My Little Ol' Love Affair.

Heaven Knows That Alcohol Is The Worst Thing In The World, But It's Debatable Whether Cocaine Is Worse Than Caffeine Or Whether It's The Same Thing And They Just Changed The Name.

Willie Nelson's The One Who Told Me The Reason It Costs So Much To Get Divorced Is Because It's Worth It.