In The Book Of Life,

A Kiss On The Nose Does Much Toward Turning Aside Anger.

My Life Has No Purpose, No Direction, No Aim, No Meaning, And Yet I'm Happy. I Can't Figure It Out. What Am I Doing Right?

I Just Draw What I Think Is Funny, And I Hope Other People Think It Is Funny, Too.

In Life, It's Not Where You Go, It's Who You Travel With.

My Mind Reels With Sarcastic Replies.